BootyKing83

Welcome to your new Home Automation Software. I am the Artificial Intelligence that helps maintain balance in your home. You have purchased the Deluxe, Fully Automated option. I can order food, purchase clothes, control lighting and heating, and much more. What shall I be called? Jake. Greetings. I am Jake. And what shall I call you? Call me Nerd, Dork or Loser. Nice to meet you, Nerd. I can change my pattern of speaking to suit your preference. How would you like to be spoken to? Speak to me like I’m a nerd in an 80s high school movie, and you’re a jock or bully. Alright, Dork. What do you want? I need some new underwear, can you buy me some? Pff, need new undies? Whats wrong, did they all get ripped already? No! I just need new ones.. Mhm, whatever you say Dweeb. What underwear do you wear? I normally wear boxer-briefs. Hah! I don’t think so. I’m getting you some tighty whities. A couple of packs of Hanes suits a loser like you much better. But I don’t want to wear

Ahh yes the day of spooks and scares has finally arrived, GF promised to stay over to pass people some candy as she went as a nerd in a atomic wedgie due to a dare however she also dared me to dress in a princess dress due to how many princess panties I have, so I was Rosalina because the blue is nice, I was outside looking around at some houses to get some candy and the first one had some nice treats like snickers and kit kats. It has been 30 minutes and I’ve gotten both weird looks and people asking if I was a little too old to trick or treat, and sure I might be a bit old for this but it’s fun and my next house is going to prove it. I knock on the door and see a teen girl answer, she examines me and says “Aren’t you a bit too old to be trick or treating.” She said seemingly annoyed “Um yes but it’s fun to trick or treat and I wanted to have fun.” I say as I hold out a bag full of my candy in which she puts some candy in the bag. I soon turned around to leave but the teen girl got

After I was taken down from the whole test dummy incident Bulma offered me one of her drones to make it up, in which I denied it but she was persistent and I have it anyways but before I left it grabbed me and started to put me into a ball again and soon carried me home and we soon arrived to my home and it set me down and slowly undid the ball wedgie but didn’t let go of the panties and soon kept pulling and brought me to a coat hook and hooked me onto it. I soon tried to kick at it to let me go and I actually hit it which just makes things worse “VIOLENCE DETECTED DEACTIVATING BULLY MODE ENTERING PUNISHMENT MODE” I hear it say as it takes me off the hook but soon makes me face the wall and hooks me back to the coat hook so my ass would face it and I knew immediately what was coming next as I soon felt a sharp pain in my ass knowing full well what it was “DESIGNATED STOP TIME” I soon heard some beep boops from the drone “3 HOURS 29 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS STARTING NOW” I heard I say

Since my last ad where me and Videl were left in a centaur wedgie I have been getting wedgies from everyone the saw me and right I was currently hanging by my newest pair of Bulmas briefs and I'm also currently in a hanging wedgie which sucks, well it did suck until I saw someone with long red hair, a red dress shirt, jeans, what looks like a jean jacket, and a red beanie, who was also in a hanging wedgie while wearing the a pair of red Bulma briefs with whit hearts all over them, and they looked like they didn't give a shit, I mean I might as well say something "Um hi" I said with a face that screamed this is awkward. Soon I noticed her turn her head towards me "Oh hi didn't see you there" she said in a weird blank tone, "how long have you been hanging here?" She asked as her smile never went away, "U-um 2 hours, y-you?" I asked back as I was surprised by how she acted, "5 hours and to be honest I don't think I'm getting down soon." she said with the same tone almost as if she didn't

It’s been a week since I visited that purple haired women in which she gave me that hanging wedgie but I someone did thankfully helped me down but now I’m currently ready for my next ad Bulma wanted me in, while I was waiting for Bulma to arrive I saw Videl and 18 talking to each other, they soon notice me and walk up to me, “Hey there you must be Fury, I’m glad I finally get to meet you” Videl said as she extended her hand out for a handshake in which I shake her hand “It’s good to meet you to Videl” I said as android 18 was standing there watching us talk to each other. Soon the room gets dark and I see Bulma walking over to us, “hey I’m glad you could make it back Fury” Bulma said as she put her hand on my shoulder, soon the lights come back on all pointing at Bulma and 18, “Hello everyone Bulma Briefs here again and as usual I’m here for another demonstration for our signature Bulmas Briefs with my assistant 18” Bulma then proceeds to introduce android 18 who gives a wave to the